Would genuinely give 0 stars if I…
Would genuinely give 0 stars if I could.
Came here for my birthday and this place somehow managed to mess up literally everything.
Food arrived stone cold. Not warm. Not “busy kitchen” cold. Just straight up cold like it had been sitting there forever.
Service was beyond awful. My family clearly told staff the birthday cake was a surprise, yet the server loudly asked how many plates we needed for it, completely ruining it. Then, before even bringing the cake out, he announced: “I won’t be singing happy birthday by the way, that’s way above my pay grade.” No one asked. Just attitude for free.
He also openly moaned about having to make two cocktails, like doing his actual job was some huge inconvenience. Wild behaviour.
When the cake finally appeared, he dumped it at the wrong end of the table and refused to bring it to me. Instead, he told my family to move it themselves. On my birthday. After already ruining the surprise. Insane.
To top it all off, every single plate and spoon we were given was dirty. Every. Single. One.
Cold food, dirty dishes, rude staff, zero effort, zero professionalism. This place managed to turn a birthday celebration into a genuinely miserable experience. Do yourself a favour and go literally anywhere else.
1 February 2026
Unprompted review