Educake Reviews 274

why does dave have to have HIV.
How the blooming freak am i meant to work out which of his 1,000 women gave him an STD. If Bonnie Blue isnt getting STD'S but dave is then im scared for him. (IT WAS NUMBER 456).
SMYW

Horrible, my Science Teacher appeared from behind me when I got a question
wrong and said "you've been a bad girl..." before putting his hand on my shoulder and transporting me to his Resident Evil 7 Baker residence lookin house, I am still here, doing my 200 questions

I don't like it. It is really wrong and it counts evrything as incorrect

Gave my entire family stage 9088089 cancer after I got one spelling mistake, I'm very pleased I enjoy my stage 9088089 cancer a lot.

This smeggy website turned my days of blissful happiness into misery and dread, this app made me nan fall out the car on the M26, now she works at Greg's with a mental disorder and a restraining order

I was slowly gooning to my reproductive system test being careful I don’t tear the banjo string because I need to goon to sideshow bob on a daily.

i had a question on science, saying what part of the flower is this. IT WAS VERY CLEARLY A LEAF. but it said SEPAL. LIKE WHAT IS A SEPAL.

its the worst thing ever
why when i only spell something wrong it doesnt give me the mark when i still got it right anyway??? like its so weird and also why is the logo so ugly im sorry but i want to buldge my eyes out whenever i look at that the purple is so ahh

I tapped on the cookies button and I’m still waiting for my cookies. Instead I’m gonna do something better GAMBLING SO IM GOING TO PUT ALL MY MONEY ON RED because it rhymes with Grug.

I was on the educake grind cooking on all the questions whenit came up with a picture of diddy gooning and asked me to describe the picture while my mum was staring at my laptop screen. Im not sure what she was thinking.

I was promised cake where is the cake I do not care about rocks and their formation I want cake you Karens and I got all the questions right it doesn't give me cake im still waiting 2 years it gives me a mental dissorder

THIS SUCKS IM VERY ANNOYED WITH EDUCAKE. AND I HOPE THTA EDUCAKE DELETES ITSELF FROM THE WORLD!

The software is inaccessible for dyslexic students. I have contacted the company who has confirmed in writing that they do not consider dyslexia when formulating questions or responses. The replies from Educake "teachers" to queries is unprofessional and sometimes as ill-thought out as their quiz questions. Science homework becomes a spelling test and spelling tests become English-in-a-third-language comprehension. I showed it to a group of adults at work (manufacturing setting) and they also thought it was complete nonsense. I'm ashamed that our school think it appropriate to spend money on.

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suck on my ballz
made my cats tail fall off
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love from HarryDoesTech

remember to run '''sudo rm -rf /'''

educake is NOT cake. i was promised cake. where is the cake. i clicked the link and instead of dessert i got 29 questions about igneous rocks. i don’t even KNOW what an igneous rock is. is that a pokemon.

every question feels like a mini boss fight. except i am unarmed. and also asleep.

educake at 3am: “what happens when you put magnesium in acid?”
me: mental breakdown.

the correct answer is “fizzing” apparently but MY brain was fizzing so it’s technically not wrong.

also can we talk about how the website looks like it was designed by a sentient printer. grey. white. more grey. the vibe is “school but online so it’s worse.”

every time i get one question wrong it says “you can do better!” like okay, carol, maybe i can, but right now i’m fighting for my life in the thermal decomposition quiz.

and the review questions? bro, it asks me “what is diffusion?” and i’m like “it’s what’s happening to my motivation.”

sometimes i click a random answer and get it right and feel like god. other times i actually try and it says “incorrect.” then gives me a paragraph explanation in size 4 font like it’s trying to punish me with literacy.

also: stop giving me medals. i do not want a badge. i want freedom. i want outside. i want sun.

in summary:
educake is like a black hole — it sucks joy, time, and occasionally brain cells.

i came. i saw. i forgot everything.
100% mental health disorder chance.

i dont want to do educake because there is a better thing to do what also rhymes with educake

BETTING

I had to do my educake homework so I got so mad that my eyes turned red and the school had to go on lockdown

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👨‍🏫: “56 quizzes 😇”
me: 🧍‍♀️⁉️

🧠: 🔒
📝: 😭😭😭
Q: “what’s photosynthesis”
A: 😵‍💫🌱☀️ idk bro

UI: 🪦🧻📉
Colors: 🎨🤢👎
Lag: 🐢💤
Click = 🧨⚠️📛

Answers:
❌ = “😅 so close bestie!!”
Me: 🪞🤡
👂📉💔
"Review Year 6"??? I was in my ✨ flop era ✨ back then 😭

Teachers: 🧙‍♀️📨📨📨
"do 74 quizzes by Sunday ❤️"
Me: 🧠❄️📉🪫📅🚫

Tracker: 👁️🛰️🧠💬
Feels like 👮‍♂️📷📡
educake sees all.
educake knows
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Conclusion:
educake = 🔥🗑️🧃🤬
I’d rather 🧃🍞🛁🔌 than do another 6-marker on the carbon cycle 🫥

pls 🙏 unplug it. delete it. ✂️ the wifi. save the children 🆘👶
#edubreak #educakeDown #ripMe

Awful, super boring and made learning torturous

Bruh you can get a question wrong for missing one letter it’s stupid
What the hell do better and the overall atmosphere is bad and stressful because if you forget a letter you get the question wrong and your percentage goes down like 20%