Membean Reviews 259

it just sucks I don't learn anything I would rather do anything else

membean stole my fortinte victory royale and hawk tuahd me grades down to 0.000007% and drank all my slurp juice

I dislike membean is a bad thing to do and reminds me of iready, we got that away for a reason. CANCEL MEMBEAN!!!!!!!!!

one day I was doing normal school work when my teacher made my class do membean and everyone hated it. (except the teachers pets) and i was kinda mutual but then it started ASKIN ME WHAT THE CHOTIC IN PSYCHOTIC MENT!!!!!! so then I flipped out and started blasting my playlist in my airpods and MY GRADE WENT DOWN CUZ OF IT LIKE WHAT THE HECK MEMBEAN I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES!!!! YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!! so overall it sucks.

this website is not skibbi and it will kick you out when you hit X so annoying then you have to go back in ugh not skibbi.

I get no value out of this as I already know all the words this application is feedings me, I’m in high school and it’s treating me like im illiterate, also very easy for a relatively intelligent person to get ai/bottled scrims off the internet to bot the thing and not have to do any work at all which I usually do, because like I said, I gain nothing from spending 15 minutes every day on this

It was a rainy day that day when i see a ad for an application named membean it advertised it could increase your vocabulary by %42.0 in just 6.9 weeks in 15 minutes sessions, recently had been feeling quite dumb so i thought why not its free anyway and can’t do any harm, or so i thought. At first i kinda liked it learning new exquisite words but with time it started to get boring. A week later after getting first kinda got boring so i decided to watch scraps_junkyard a new up and coming streamer on twitch he has the best clip farms. Sitting down with the Kai Cenat burger from McDonald’s, i watched twitch and doomed on TikTok watching knee surgery videos, fazemas clips, chill guy videos, low taper fade edits with millions of likes and views, top 5 things we are bringing into 2025 videos, and pure brainrot. I made sure to watch it all in 2x speed scrolling in max speed to maximize dopamine
levels all while listening to yeat. “Ahh peak entertainment” I exclaimed but just then i got a notification from membean and remembered i still had 15 minutes to do this week but then I realized it was a text from a unknown number, i thought that was odd but i just kept watch tiktok and the stream because membean had started to hurt my soul because of how boring it was, i so wish i just did the lesson. Then again another text from the unknown number it read “listen here fat stupid loser get on membean or you will see what happens” i brushed it off and keep rotting my brain on TikTok. Then another notification this time it read “LAST WARNING DO YOUR MEMBEAN” this time i got a little worried but again i brushed it off. A few minutes later i heard a knocking noise on my door my blood run cold and i thought the romoured membean secret police was here to get me but then I remembered i had order more McDonald’s and i open the door i was relieved to see the beautiful orange bag of DoorDash but just then he reached in the bag and pulled out a syringe filled with evil black fent juice and I immediately slammed the door and walked behind the couch but then the door shattered into pieces and the ran and pricked me in the neck and I immediately feel asleep. when i woke i was in a Dungeness room with
with pieces of real life people and chains scattered everywhere then man came and said “time for your shift” he bought to a massive field their lay 10,000 of Colombian cokcane plants. Then i see Mrs Schneider with a whip she whips me and says start collecting the coke and i get every time i stop working a whip hits my back at mach 3 speeds later i sit in body filled dungeon pondering upon why i didn’t do my membean and when Mrs Schneider comes and says follow me i follow her to a room at the end of the was George droyd and tons of slaves were shoveling coke and fent into him then i was chained to a table and a machine ripped my chest and ripped half of my soul out and inmplanted into George he came to life and he turned into George hitl*r droyd fentreacter 4 and destroyed the entire premises and made skeleton n*zis to come out of the ground and kill everyone. The end

I was heading to my office desk job when i saw an ad for membean. The ad stated, "15 minutes a day increases your vocabulary range by 6.9% weekly!!". I was intrigued, so i got membean. I was using it fine for the first month, until i was running late for work. I only got 12 minutes of my membean done that day. That day i kept on seeing weird things. Things being misplaced, odd, or just feeling off. After work was over, i had taken the subway home. I was feeling quite hungry as of then, so i went to McDonalds too eat their brand new chicken big mac. It was delicious, but unfulfilling. I then started eating more and more food, yet the only thing being disappearing was my money. I kept on seeing PetCo ads on the way ack home. An unusual amount. Some i hadn't even seen on the way to work. Later i arrived home and immediately set my eyes on a giant feast, all in fancy plates, lying on the ground. After all of the unquenching mcdonalds i had had earlier, this was like finding an oasis in the desert. I licked my lips as i hastily dug in. Once i was nearly done, i was feeling quite full, so i went to the bathroom. There was an odd silence after i had gotten out. There was something missing. Something loud. It set in almost instantly. My dog, Bessie, was not barking. I hurriedly rummaged around the house looking for her, when i saw her head peeking out of a blanket. I was surprised and hopeful that she was there, just asleep. Not wanting to awaken her, i went to bed for the night. When i woke up, the same silence arose. I thought, "Why is she still asleep? She should be awake by now.". I then thought that she might be sick. I rushed to her and nearly threw up. Her head was a slight hue of green, and the only other thing remaining of her was the skeletal structure. I looked around panicked, searching for the feast i had eaten the previous day, but the only thing in its certain area was Bessie. The only logical reason i had thought of was that i had been so hungry that i hallucinated my dog as a fulfilling feast. The only thing that could've caused that was my lack of finishing my Membean lesson. For the love of all that is holy, please, dear reader, always finish your lesson.

I was watching YouTube Shorts when Mr. Membean 😠😠😠broke down my door and skinned me. He said I didn't do 15 minutes. Unfortunately, Mr. Mebean ripped out my jugular vein.😈😈😈😈 I now sit here in agony watching my failing grades because I didn't do 15 minutes. 😭😭😭

I love you Membean ♥♥♥💘💘💖💖💘🧡🧡🧡🧡💖💟❣😻😻😻😻

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Membean destroyed my mewing streak. I previously had a level 5 gyatt before my beta teacher made me do “Membean” I was the alpha since I had a 4000 day mewing streak and a big gyatt that all the hawk tuahs loved. One day I forgot to do membean. At night at 3AM, the skibidi monster came up to me and said “You did not do Membean, no more gyatt” I was scared like an unsigma beta but decided to be an alpha and stand my ground. I started playing thick of it by KSI, and it screamed and ran away. My brain cells also left my body whenever I played. The next day, my alpha father screamed after looking at me. It turns out, I now had a level 1 gyatt. I was sad and watched sad peter griffin edits. Before I went to bed, I forgot to do my daily mewing streak. Now, all the sigmas and my previous level 5 gyatt friends call me betas and nonsigmas. My beta mother and alpha father also hate me and my alpha father left to get the milk. I’m now locked in the basement being forced ansd tourtured from my beta mother making me listen to Thick of it by KSI. Thanks Membean, i luv u <3

Membean stole my wife.... So one skibidi day I was walking my fish and I got home and my wife was missing I looked out the window and saw the duolingo bird and he stole my wife so I went outside and fanum taxxed duolingo then I exploded. Then ksi appeared and started singing Thick of It.. Do NOT get membean they WILL fanum tax your wife 2 stars..

my 6 year old skibidi son was watching brainrot but then i did men beads and he stopped watching skibidi toliet to come over and turn off my phone. thank u men beads 😍

also i think this is 5 stars but im blind so i don’t know

membean were do we start with membean i was coming home from rizz university and membean sent me an letter in the mail and it was terrible my parent read the letter before me and then turned freaky and then turned into sautro gojo all because I didit complete my daily season for 15 minutes and then I got fantum taxed my kids and my house and they stole sautro gojo all thanks to membean so I turn freaky and go fight the curses of sukuna and after it was all over I got the electric chair thank you membean your the best.all for not completing the 15 minutes

Membean killed my entire family and imprisoned me in North Korea. Now I owe 522 billion to the government in fines for "Not doing Membean." I also have 17 life sentences and 201 years of prison. I spend 20 hours a day working in the North Korean fields mining for coal with the other Membean prisoners. But I got lucky. Everybody else has at least 20 life sentences and 400 years or prison, they owe over 7 trillion in fines to the American government, and they all had their families drown in the ocean while they watched. Membean is an evil vocabulary website that targets you and your family in hopes of making your life miserable

Guessing game how am i ment to know that upset mean disturbed????

If you think Membean is just a harmless vocabulary tool, think again. It’s like a black hole that sucked me in and left my life in ruins.

At first, I was excited to expand my vocabulary. I pictured myself impressing my teachers and peers. But soon, I became obsessed. I was glued to my screen, relentlessly chasing points and leveling up. I lost track of time—hours turned into days spent in the Membean abyss, while my homework piled up and deadlines approached.

My grades began to plummet. I was so focused on memorizing obscure words that I neglected the actual subjects I was supposed to be learning. I could define “antidisestablishmentarianism,” but couldn’t write a coherent essay to save my life. My teachers were baffled: I knew the words, but my writing was a jumbled mess.

Socially, I turned into a pariah. Friends would invite me out, and I’d decline because I was “studying.” I became that person who dropped fancy words into conversations, only to be met with blank stares. Instead of laughter and camaraderie, I faced awkward silences and puzzled expressions. I felt isolated, living in a world where I could communicate beautifully but was completely alone.

And then there was the anxiety. The pressure to keep my Membean streak alive became overwhelming. If I missed a day, I felt like I’d failed, spiraling into panic over a vocabulary score. Sleep? Forget it! I spent countless nights cramming words into my brain, haunted by the fear of losing my progress.

My health suffered too. I stopped exercising, opting instead for more Membean time. I could practically feel my brain swelling with words while my body withered away. The balance between mind and body shattered, leaving me a shell of my former self.

In the end, Membean turned my life into a chaotic mess. I’ve lost friends, grades, and my mental well-being, all for the sake of words that I can barely string together into a meaningful thought. If you value your life, your friendships, and your sanity, steer clear of this vocabulary trap. Your life is too precious to be sacrificed on the altar of memorized words!

membean doesnt have rizz. It did not rizz my gyatt. My winter ark did not get complete without mangos from memebean. The german stare was not included in this website. This website has bunches of diddy mist. Its kinda like still water

This is not a learning tool. Membean is more similar in a nature to a Chinese torture device than to anything ever built by humans for education. Every day, I get down on my knees and cry while my hands shake, screaming to whichever deity kind enough to hear my plea "Why? What God would allow this website to exist??". Membean is living proof of humanity's hatred for itself. Whenever my teacher even says the word dubious, everyone starts crying and hiding under desks. I cannot even think of 15 minutes anymore, a UNIT OF TIME, without breaking down in tears and hiding from the thought of Membean. Ever since I typed into my browser "membean.com", all of the light of my life has been extinguished. All joy and happiness that graced me was, from that moment on, extingushed, and I watched as everything I knew turned to sadness and despair. My life was no longer worth living, it is a miracle I have persisted even seconds from my first experience with that godforsaken and wretched site. This website will break you, it will leave you desperate, it will leave you begging for mercy. You will never forget it once you even do it, even if it just for a second. This website is all of humanity's pain and sadism collected and purified twice. You wont survive it. DO NOT DO MEMBEAN.

membean is the worse, so lets say that you have plans that you have, this will be fun, but well your teacher at the last second says "btw you have 15 minutes of membean, then you do it at home and 1 dubius, you make that dubius minnite up, an it happens over and over again, and your friends are doing that too worse thing ever.