Theguysery Reviews 

My hubbeh bought a shirt from y’all and it didn’t come with no bewbz stickers nor a babe of the month calendar. The Dude DOES NOT abide! My hubbeh loves my beautiful humongous bewbz and drinking Pappy van Winkle while sucking on them for twenty minutes. Tommy want drinky! But we got the shirt, so we got that going for us, which is nice. May his noodle appendage bless you in correcting your mistakes. Ramen.

As a lifelong fan of the cinematic masterpiece, Flubber, I was very excited to learn that there was "allegedly" epic merchandise made for myself and my fellow fans, aka "flubheads".

To my horror, this merchandise is neither epic nor is it related to the Robin Williams masterpiece of a movie. Instead, this term is used by a foreign agent to denigrate a LEGO enjoying American.

The real flub here, sirs, is not even getting Disney involved for this. I know they're WOKE now, but they really could've made this the best collaboration ever.

3/3 stars

if I culd give 0 stars I would. my wife won't let me buy it

I love everything about the guysery. The shirts and hat are amazing. The quality is top notch, and I love the designs. Can’t wait to queeb around in the merch.

The reason this gets two stars is because I also asked for a ROOM TEMPURATURE glass of tap water and they said they only have BOTTLED WATER that they’ve been sitting in the fridge for god knows how long. That hurts my tummy.

All a ridiculous fundraising plot for a known antifa member to raise money to bring their international friends into our fine country for the purpose of some filthy internet radio show. I’d give it zero stars if I could. I’ve reported this to homeland security.

shirts look cool but they weren’t available at the show when I went to see them

Their Motor Bunny was in top condition and the attachments were clean and disinfected.

Ice cream in a baseball helmet was a nice touch, the sort of thing that will keep me coming back for more, and paying for the most expensive tickets possible.

I got detained by the police for wearing this 'violence gang' hoodie. DO NOT RECCOMEND!! also, the bottled water they served was too cold and this loud rock music was playing.

They have plenty of lockers but remember to bring your own lock.

If you don’t have a lock, you can rent one from the front desk for $5.

The host got buckwild at Hedonism II and ruined "playtime" for me and my hotwife. Waving a syringe around asking people to help with his injection. Ratchet. Like, bro, there's bathrooms here for that

The Guysery make some of the best merch on the market - great designs, top quality, and perfect service. Well, that was until my recent purchase. A single guy appeared at the door and expected entry? I obviously had to lay down the ground rules before letting him come in but he just left. You'd think these guys might hire bulls but obviously not. Will take my traffic elsewhere in future.

Didn’t expect to get a package with an 8x11 framed picture of the seller doing violence gang activities to a 75 year old woman, but man that Queeber sure knows how to please the people!

Today I checked out the shop of one of my favorite podcasts, only to be met with a barrage of foul language and threats of violence. Not to mention the water I had poured for myself was too cold. That alone is worthy of 0 stars, but alas the lowest I can give is 1.

More like Mike Zeroh Stars.

Made me cry on my birthday. Three stars.

They gave me a snarlins until I had a full shuddering shangri-la

RIDICULOUS!!

BEWARE this merchant practices WITCHCRAFT

as SOON AS I ORDERED my whole house started to smell like FARTS and it has NOT stopped.

Toilet mysteriously CLOGGED

Beware!!!

havewn't recieved product yet so cannot review but axked me for one anwyway

Whoever is running the website sent me a disturbing video of himself after my purchase. When I opened it, it also seemed to put a virus on my computer. Nonetheless I am happy with my purchase of shirt.

Air conditioning was too loud, servers were rude, water was too warm, didn't have the guitars OR swords I wanted