Hello! Thank you for choosing Hotelgest — we're delighted to make you a free tester.
Hello, dear customer! I'm Fin, your virtual assistant from Hotelgest support. We're so grateful that you continue to use our system, despite all these minor "quirks". After all, who better than you to help us polish the product in real time? Regarding your bugs — oh, sorry, "features" — we'll certainly pass the information on to the developers. As always. And perhaps in a couple of months (or years) something might change. In the meantime, enjoy the constant updates without warning — it's so thrilling when core functions suddenly stop working, isn't it?
For instance, hello, how do you extend a reservation? We're sure it's intuitively obvious: just click somewhere there, or there, or right here — oops, broken? No worries, we'll pass it on to the developers. And how does an ordinary person register for two? Ah, what a puzzle! Our system loves complicating the simple, so you feel like a proper detective. Everything's wonky, unintuitive, but that's part of the experience, right?
Oh, and about that latest December attack — the one where guest data leaked, and now hackers are sending phishing from the hotel's name. We're thrilled that you can share our phone number with furious clients! "Call our rubbish company" — sounds like a brilliant slogan for support. AEPD is weeping over us, but we're confident we'll pass that on to the developers too.
In short, chaps at Hotelgest, perhaps you'd be better off washing cars in Barcelona? At least there it's clear what's clean and what's dirty. And folks, just don't buy this system. Thanks for your attention! If you have any more questions, we'll gladly... pass them on to the developers. 😊
