Securly Reviews 660

I feel like Securely is a spy website. I feel like anything that I do will be recorded and sent to the FBI for testing. 1 star. I wish I could do lower.

YOu GuYs DoNt LeT ME WaTCh mY PepE PiG. I aM VeRy AnGEe. #shutitdown #youwillhearfrommyaterney #youguyssuck #Iwantmypepepignow

i cant watch my pepe pig and im gonna get very very angie if i cant watch. #youllbehaeringfrom,mylawerys

My great grandma gave me a dildo for funsies. The gnomes were jealous and I think them chewing the wire helped with them sucking my dih. I really want them to keep going and I am happy that securly gave the gnomes teeth… wink wink.

I WAS JUST PLAYING BLOKET, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I GOT KICKED OUT AND IT SAID IT WAS NOW BLOKED AND I GOT SO MAD I RIPPED THE GONOMES OUT OF THE SCREEN AND ATE THEM

I was doing my homework on my computer outside, and all of a sudden, two gnomes jumped at me. One of them had a metal bar, and the other one had a rocket launcher. They told me to come with them, or they would blow me up. I got taken into their van, and I saw them selling my personal info to Grokapedia. Then they threw my into a garage that was the size of two closets and said my ransom was tonight PLS HELP!

so i was casually doing typing.com 1 minute tests and than out of nowhere it out me to the OLD securly blocking page and said some random link that i dont know i wasnt even touching my trackpad or mouse and i even restarted my computer and it was still happening every single time it was the same link. also when i went to a normal blocked site like poki.com, it showed the new securly blocking site when in typing.com it shows the old one. Also the old link that its taking me to is: eb2.3lift.com
I have no idea what is going on

Securely helped my students learn how to not be absolute nazis who say, "6-7." They are now more productive than ever and love Muslims, and the N word is now less prevalent.

When working on my Boy Scout Eagle project, I was going to Home Depot.com to calculate the price of materials I would use for the benches, and it was blocked. BUT THE KID NEXT TO ME IN CLASS CAN WATCH SONIC FAN FICTION THAT IS BASICALLY SOFT CORE CORN!!!!!!

They saw my brother's credit card number, and now he's in debt.
My brother was using my (Sybau University) school laptop to make card payments, and as he was typing in his credit card number, uncensored, and a classroom was online, the school saw it. Later that month, he received hundreds of online purchase payments ranging from $20 to $ 1,000+. After many calls, the payments got refunded, but now his insurance is through the roof.
He's now living at our mom's house because he couldn't afford to pay rent.

This thing is actually creepy, spying on me for 24 hours. And it blocks things that aren't necessary to block. Like one time, I open my Chromebook and the moment I was on Google it got BLOCKED! And sometimes it blocks things I'm SUPPOSED TO BE DOING! And even when I'm outside the school building, it still watches me. And when I need to go to the bathroom, I have a limit on when I need to go. WHY DOES THAT THING NEED TO BE NECESSARY! My bladder would be done for when I realize that I can't go to the bathroom. I miss those times when I had to raise my hand to go to the bathroom. My bladder would boil like water in a pot. I cannot be human anymore and go to the bathroom like normal. I guess thats all I have to say now.

Where do I begin? Maybe where it blocks LGBTQ resources and unblocks anti LGBT resources? Sounds like a good place to start. It's incredibly insulting.

Thank you Securly for watching me 24/7 and blocking everything that is completely harmless. I will also like to thank you for blocking Cool math games and blocking the safe search "Was GTA 6 dayled again" because that is soooo bad and should be banned all across America and lastly... THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE WORSE FOR NO REASON!

Side note: It's a little funny on how I can't search up anything but meanwhile I can WATCH HAZBIN HOTEL ON MY CHROMEBOOK like, how does that work????

Zoe here again...We must rise up to this sh!t,We may be young but we can see what this thing really is..a malware..plus with me trying to find stuff about lawsuits..and laws..WE MUST MAKE ONE..FOR US AND OTHERS!!!

ALLOW YOU TO USE APP THAT SAYS THEY ARE WATCHING YOU INSTEAD OF NOT AND APPS THAT ARE SAFE ARE BANNED BUT MALWARE IS ALLOWED TO USE WHEN IT SAYS ON APP. NO DON'T USE IT.

Was the worst invention since the nuke and ai slop, makes me feel like taking my eyes out. look up a pic of mickey mouse eye and it will show you a meme of him taking his eyes out
At least I can look that lol
BTw makes ur high school and middle school life hell

I see so many people writing essays about how securly has ruined their lives and I just want to say, its not that bad. Honestly, I find it hard to believe that their spying on you, and even if they are, some of these reviews are just wrong. Like, I saw a review that was complaining about GAMES, OBVIOUSLY SECURLY BLOCKS GAMES. SERIOUSLY what has happened to the population, if some student is complaining about GAMES being blocked at school.

With that being said, securly does block some good sites, such as google maps (for me), or sometimes research websites, but not as often as some of these reviews make you believe. But its an AI, and it will make some mistakes. EVERYONE JUST CHILL. ITS NOT THAT DEEP. Its quite bad but some of the reviews are just actual attention bait.

Genuine ass. I can't look up the meaning of the "naked eye," but I can search up the most gory shit ever, and it wouldn't even be blocked. And I get they want to block games, but having two versions on this Chromebook is absolutely diabolical. It slows the Chromebooks down so badly and replaces the fast loading with that stupid ass 3 blue dotted black screen.