Minecraft Reviews 

Their login system is completely undecipherable. You have to add kids to a microsoft family group, then login ... not with minecraft... or microsoft... but with XBox ... then you grant permissions... then minecraft has to be rebooted ... then 5 weeks later it forgets all this and your kids accounts have been dissociated from your account, but it's 2pm on a summertime Tuesday so your kids are whining about not being able to play while you have to get work done.
In other words, a typical day in Microsoft-land.

Yeah it’s a great game but why is it that when I’m playing offline I’m forced to choose a skin betweeen brown guy 1, brown guy 2 and black girl ?

When I’m playing Minecraft I want to play as Steve.. the main protagonist, why does this game force me to play as someone I don’t identify with? Why does this game conform to politics ?

Why when I try to access to the helpline I’m endlessly forced to go through a process and not talk to a human, why am I still playing this game when it’s focused on making me put my shoes on a black man or black woman’s perspective when I should be able to play as anyone I choose to be in this sandblock game?

Steve is the staple of the game, he’s the canvas that everyone puts themselves on, why force me to choose specifically black people and not let me be able to play as him?

I can give phot evidence but idk how or they won’t let me on this site, if you don’t believe me then boot up Minecraft yourselves without internet

It’s forgetful at best and purposefully racist and forgetting their main mascot at worst

Worst experience in a long time.

>buy game
>game doesnt work
>get furious trying all different kinds of stupid troubleshooting that wont work for A JAVA BASED GAME FROM 2010 and wasted half a day of my day off-work getting even angrier than I do at work

FIX YOUR SHIT MICROSOFT

this is awful the worst thing ever created on earth i would rather eat my own poo than have htis

I paid for Minecraft via Microsoft, downloaded the software and got a tag saying that I had purchased the Java edition. But all it did was to demand payment again. I decided to claim a 'refund' within the two weeks trial period, but there was no order history. I used the Minecraft system to raise a query, but they haven't bothered to answer. I am now reclaiming on my credit card. A waste of time.

why the **** dose people hate this its the best thing ever EYEBALL KIDS

Aargh horrid
Glorified thieves

I downloaded this game after 10 years of people telling me to download it. I played it for two minutes before shutting down my The game and deleting it from my storage. This is the worst game I’ve ever seen in my life. I don’t know how people play it. It’s a brain rock game for six-year-olds.

This game brings back so much memories and even though there’s bugs they are a lot of fun and Minecraft is improving like happy ghast it’s and crazy idea but I like that. Also this is for anyone who watched the micraft movie:CHICKEN JOKEY!!!
(Please don’t take a photo of this review)

Piece of shit money grubbing company, I paid for a product they stopped providing without refunding.

Minecraft is an good game. Sure it may have bugs and quircks but it is fun. Multiplayer servers also normally have anti swearing (Taking for example: mc.ultranetwork.net). Dont trust anyone who says minecraft is for older kids or something like that. Or just play it yourself

don't trust anybody that gives it below 5 stars

what is good about this

Shit game, crops don‘t grow fast enough and villagers need about 1000 bread to breed and make kids, takes forever to do stuff, would give 0/5 if i could but i can only do 1/5.

i love java but bedrock is shit now (pc ver of mc is like 10x better)

good

i have been playing minecraft since 2019 (1.14 and 1.15) and its still fun! i make cool redstone contraptions!

Great Game!

Don't let anyone tell you overwise!

Does not work 2player or more on switch. Error msg.
1 player ok. Avoid for 2player.
Dissatisfied!